

Social Security Check "Bored, bored, bored. I'm so fucking bored." Grimmjow groaned as he sat on his bed and stretched. Not much had been going on lately and he was sick of it. He needed action and badly. Gin hadn't even been around much so he couldn't go beat the crap out of him as he was in America on a job from Aizen. "Hey Grimmjow...." The sixth Espada looked toward the door and found Nnoitora smiling at him in his usual creepy fashion. "What the hell do you want?" The Espada asked in a bored tone. "Want to play a prank on Gin with me?" This caught his attention. "Depends, what sort of prank?" "Gin has been collecting social security checks."Social Security Check


50 Ways to Piss Off Sasuke1. Tell him Itachi is the smex50 Ways to Piss Off Sasuke
2. Ask WHY his hair looks like a chickens ass
3. Ask if he thinks anyone really believes that its natural
4. Show him ItaSasu
5. Tape him destroying your computer because of it
6. Sue him for it
7. Do a REALLY crappy Sharingan imitation
8. Tell him the Uchiha symbol looks like a Pokemon ball
9. Tell him the Uchiha symbol looks like a ping pong paddle
10. Sing Sasuke and Naruto sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
11. If he protests, show him the episode where they


50 Ways to Piss Off Deidara1. Tell him Sasori loves him50 Ways to Piss Off Deidara
2. Ask if its fun to be Uke
3. Take his clay
4. Replace it with Play-Doh
5. Steal his eye-scope
6. Paint it pink
7. Show him SasoDei
8. Show him ItaDei
9. Wink and tell him you know of a good use for the mouths on his hands
10. Say un at the end of your sentences to mock him
11. Run around yelling I win! My art wins! (he says this TWICE in his battle with Sasuke)
12. Ask if hes depressed
13. Compare him to Iraqi s


Ways to be killed by Itachi1. Tell him your Sasukes fangirl and not his.Ways to be killed by Itachi
2. Stick your tongue out at him.
3. Everytime you see him, call him a weasel.
4. Cut his hair when he's asleep.
5. Put the hair in a frame and carry it everywhere with you.
6. Give him wrinkle reducer cream.
7. Put glue in his shampoo.
8. Paint his fingernails pink.
9. Call him your pretty boy.
10. Tell him that your helping Sasuke revive the Uchiha clan ^_-
11. Sell all his underwear on ebay.
12. Pinch his cheeks and tell him how cutsey wootsey he is. &nb
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"So let me get this straight... You want to fly on a magic carpet, to see the king of the potato people and plead with him for your freedom. And you're telling me you're completely sane?"
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Welcome to oblivion,
Where my whole life is caving in,
And I can't stand who I am.
-Welcome to Oblivion by Madina Lake
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"We should not shed tears
That is a surrender of the body to the heart
It is only proof
That we are beings that do not know
what to do with our hearts"
♂ + ♂ = ♥
yaoi x
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You know you've reached the worst kind of fangirl when you answer "DNA stands for..." with "Deroxasribosenucleicaxel" xD
~ *gothicfangirl
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"I don't even think straight..."
"I don't suffer from insanity...I'm enjoying every minute of it..."
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"...You've got to remember, that these are just simple farmers, these are people of the land, the common clay of the new west. You know . . . morons." ~Jim: The Waco Kid, Blazing Saddles
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"I don't even think straight..."
"I don't suffer from insanity...I'm enjoying every minute of it..."
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What doesnt kill you requires years of therapy to deal with. -monkey
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I like the part where you resign yourself to your fate.-Alex
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"Wait, what? Oh, you're hiccuping! I thought it was your new mating call, or something." Andjela
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I'll be holding your hair when you are sick tonight.
I'll be wishing that it's your hand, but that's alright.
- "Liquor Makes a Liar" by The Hand Me Down Kids
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